Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Back to Basics ...


You know, who cares about the war when there are plenty of celebrity metamorphoses to inhale. If Britney can shave her head as a symbol of tapping into her "dark side," then why can't Elizabeth Berkley tuck in her tits, add Lauren to her name (a la Deborah Gibson) and toss around wholesome advice to the young girly girls of the world? Maybe she can even find a way to reappropriate pole dancing as a method of self-defense?
Ask Elizabeth

1 comment:

See-and-be-Scene Queen said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. At least she's trying to do a good thing... I guess? The site is so PINK... and why does she have wings? Is she a butterfly? A fairy? An... angel? Awwwww...