I remembered from last time where the closest metro station was, so as I made my way down there I passed a sign that said "Santander," and also remembered that it was a bank. I had cash in my pockets, made it to the Moscow train station with no problems, so my positive vision of the day unfolding in my favor was working out rather well. I found the ticket counter rather easily, but once I entered the room the smoke and mirrors of the day slowly faded away. I waited in line, the first line, for an hour. Literally, from 1205 - 1300. I had nothing else to do but check the time, and observe the amount of hair product on the mullet of the gentleman in front of me, who was making out with his girlfriend of the exact same hair style. In my hour, I had learned how to say "pri-vyet. ga-va-rit pa an-gli-ski," which according the experts in my Lonely Planet was supposed to equal, "Hi. Does anyone here speak English?"
That phrase was about as useful as the note I had someone write in my journal that was supposed to say "3rd class train to Moscow" in Cyrillic. The older women behind me first pushed me, then laughed when the woman at the ticket window didn't know what to do with me. Pointing at the lonely planet did no good, since nothing in that entire book is in cyrillic. Spelling out Russian words in roman characters is the equivalent of writing down English ones in Japanese. She finally got something when I said "Moskovsky," which I had figured had to mean Moscow. She came back 10 minutes later -- which was the other odd thing about this train station. The ticket counter attendants, all women under 35, would just get up and leave periodically for five minutes at a time, then come back with a wad of cash? Instead of handing me a wad, she wrote down the number 8 on a piece of paper.
After about 10 minutes in line 8, a short, stubby woman with drag queen makeup started a conversation with me. I couldn't tell if it was to me or somehow about me, but I indicated with a nod of the head and arms flailing that I had no clue what she was talking about. Pfff, she said, as she had another conversation with the people behind her, I'm pretty sure that one was about me. 50 minutes later, exactly, I was in the hands of another blonde with a lot of lipstick. She spoke a little English, and after typing something in the computer said "no." Before I could ask her if "no" meant no trains tonight, or no sleeper cars, or no third class, my drag queen friend said "no" repeatedly and shoved my arm, I'm sure thinking that "No" somehow hadn't been translated. I asked about trains for the next day, or the week, but the answer was apparently "no" on all fronts. It's peak season, and it's white nights, so I'm not completely surprised, but I'm still suspicious.

So I sadly let my hostel reservation go and have surrendered to St. Petersburg. However, I think it might be a sign that I am supposed to go back to the circus and purchase the two headed doll that I passed up last time. Maybe I can even find a smiling Hello Kitty. Which reminds me, Japan TBC ...
1 comment:
poor you -- lost in translation -- true -- you should take it as a sign -- enjoy the immediate surroundings =-- I'm sure there's plenty to uncover/discover right underneath your nose...
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