Monday, June 23, 2008

Oregon is for ... people?

This really just happened.

INT. GARDEN LOUNGE

Abby Denuyl is sitting at a formica table, eating a plate of salad. She is approached by two girls from the east coast, both wearing oversized hoodies.

GIRL #1: Can we sit here?

ABBY: Sure, of course.

GIRL #1: Where are you from?

ABBY: Oregon.

GIRL #1: (inquisitively) People actually live in that state?

GIRL #2: (equally as stunned) Yeah, I thought all that was there was trees.

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